and to your left....

For the record it is 2:46am.  The fire alarm was just turned off.
yep.
why was it on? a fire? nope. Revenge.  My roommate's FUCKTARD of a boyfriend couldn't attempt to sleep with loud drunk people being loud drunk people outside .  So of course you ask them to be quieter.  does he do that NO!!!
He yells back at them to (and i quote) SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'm GONNA CALL THE COPS ON YOU. more yelling, more cursing back.. slamming of door, stomping of boy, hear him on the phone with coppers... then blissful silence as i attempt to  pad my paper by 500 more words.
then of course the drunkards pull the firealarm- probably, it's not provable of course.

then then THEN once the campus lodge cop guy comes over with the firetruck on the way to turn off the alarm, Fucktard wants to celebrate that justice will be served.
NO! that's not how it works you IDIOT!!!!!!!! no proof, no witness = NO CASE and therfore NOTHING HAPPENDS EXcEPT YOU CAUSING THE PAIN AND SUFERING OF AN ENTIRE BUILDING AT 2 AM!!!!!!!!

and honestly... fucktard, roommate and friends have been WAY louder and WAY drunker on many more occasions without the rest of the colligiate world thowring a temper tantrum over it.